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Anti Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one

TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


TAGS: marine war anti war hippi
Rating: 4.02/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2014, 11:55 pm
I would be Anti War and Anti Military if the was a war of oppression and the military was murdering innocent people.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:35 pm
In theory, yes. In practice, not so much.
jenkinss2 - September 27, 2011, 10:44 am
But isn't there a difference between being anti-war and anti-military?
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 5:12 am
I'm not a native speaker, I think I've missed the irony...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:42 pm
Oh, I still love the poster, btw
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
I was confused by the guys sign in the pic. Isn't he supporting war?
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
You have to be manly to get it
panic8 - November 1, 2010, 11:39 am
Err... what's so funny about macho propaganda?
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
Ditto. 5
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:24 pm
I like it.


TAGS: ranting
Rating: 4.38/5

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Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:34 pm
In your pocket? Or a roomful of vinyl albums in a zippo sized case? No. And this generation couldn't plow a field with horses, either. That's why I think it's apples and hockey pucks.
Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:31 pm
I believe that to be true of every generation, actually. I also think there's a tendency to degrade the accomplishments every generation makes. Did the greatest generation go to Mars? Make a device that allows you to carry a chunk of the National Library
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:58 pm
... describing themselves, Boomers, Hippies, Yippies, Yuppies, etc. They honestly think that they are the peak of civilization; that all that came before them was prologue, and all that will come after is anticlimax.
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:56 pm
First, as to "greatest." That was the generation that fought WWII, split the atom, cured polio, went to the moon, and endured the Great Depression. So yeah, Greatest. Second, as to most self-centered, no other generation has so many ways of ...
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 5:08 pm
Hearing, ah yeah, glasses, better, but to bear the thought of being the most spoiled….if so, I think the next one well be taking those honors soon enough
robbidos - July 29, 2012, 3:44 pm
Put your glasses on, Gary, so you can hear
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 1:18 pm
I agree. I also don't mean to impugn that generation, they did what needed to be done. I believe ours and any others would, too, though. It's an eternal b****, that of "kids these days", but I think the gap now is larger than it's ever been.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:50 am
Thought-provoking. One thing about the "greatests": whatever good they may have done, as a generation they created the boomers, the most spoiled and self-centered group of Americans in centuries.

MEANWHILE - in Australia

TAGS: culos antipode
Rating: 4.73/5

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madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am

DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie

Jokes and Puns -

TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


TAGS: atlantis finale
Rating: 4.93/5

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ICEMAN - July 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
Some folks just don't need costumes.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Dammit. Don't psychoa***ize me on the internets. That's what PM's 'r for. Sheesh. And by the way, try as I might, I have never made a very convincing spider monkey. *sigh*
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:05 am
Not sure about the baboons. Nor were there any howler monkeys. I think the scientists were chimps. the baboon question needs to be resolved
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:03 am
interesting that you chose the gorilla.. I watched the remake with MarkyMark, and there is a definite pecking order. The Orangutans wore the white robes and were the politicians.. the Gorillas were the Generals of the Army. The chimps were everywhere
Sean - July 21, 2011, 4:07 pm
Oh shoot. That woulda been hilarious.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 3:47 pm
the window closed at 6am eastern time this morning..
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:03 pm
Now to figure out how to turn a rabbit suit into a gorilla costume .... (As if I am not too late. They're back already, aren't they?)
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is great. Thanks for sharing, Airdude! I love it.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 11:58 am
thx for the comments. I actually heard a DJ on the radio suggest this while I was driving in to work yesterday. Laughed all the way in
Greeny - July 20, 2011, 8:20 pm
MPsniper - July 20, 2011, 6:25 pm
BRILLIANT....just brilliant
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:55 pm
Good one Airman.
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 2:49 pm
Now that would be the ultimate gag to pull. 5 shuttle tiles to you.


TAGS: politics anti war
Rating: 2.56/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
There aren't any more empires. I take it this is a comment on the US's military industrial complex and its neverending campaign to as George Carlin put it, kill brown people the world over. But it still ain't an empire.
mitchell93 - November 6, 2009, 5:55 pm
the poppy is the symbol in england because it was the first flower to grow back in the WW1 ravaged fields of Belgium/France
KDP3 - November 6, 2009, 5:10 pm
Nateosis - November 6, 2009, 12:36 pm
canada is part of an empire. . .we're like the empire's little buddy also, isnt the poppy thing in the states, too?
Atheist_101 - November 6, 2009, 11:49 am
Poppies are known for Canada, Canada's not an empire

ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!

TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.

ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS. - Thats where I'm living when the apocalypse happens.

TAGS: anti zombie fortress
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Smart Stuff !

ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.

TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

d***, so true.

PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


LEADERSHIP - Just do what I tell you and I won't have to bite your head off


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.

MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

ONE MORE CAT POSTER... - Just ONE more cat poster...

It's time -

TAGS: gigantic wasps civilization
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 6, 2013, 4:29 am
Ye5, that and indoor plumbing, lol.

HANOI JANE - Your Table Is Ready

TAGS: jane fonda hanoi jane vietnam anti air gun
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
5 Poodles for the Hanoi Jane reference


TAGS: quantity over quality lazy motifaking
Rating: 4.4/5

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Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:45 pm
Troll detected. 0/10. Now get out.


ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough


THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life

TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbf***s and dip****s. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz

O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits

TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

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R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.


TAGS: antichrist mad alfred e newman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:38 am
The Anti-Christ has already came and gone, and he had Alzheimer's. Ronald = 6 letters, Wilson = 6 letters, Reagan = 6 letters.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
What, me Satan?


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice a**s.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm


STYLE - It can make you wish you were retarded.

TAGS: bus antiwrath
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:45 pm



TAGS: anti religious propaganda
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 3:01 am
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:11 pm
Muppet - November 2, 2011, 8:28 pm
'Sup Yeezy?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
you have no idea how good... I know what you mean
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:26 pm
Nay my foreign friend....t'is not.The curve ends at nonbeliever. Ya feel me?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 4:54 pm
what's a nonbeliever to a man?...circle is closed

TIM BURTON MOVIES - My anti-drug.

TAGS: my anti drug is a tim burton movie
Rating: 3.06/5

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Derek - February 16, 2010, 12:28 am
Heheh, no more mercury-tea for you!

AK-47 - Killing Fascists and Third World Tyrants since 1947.

TAGS: ak 47 fascist antifascist kalashnikov
Rating: 1.75/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
*Used By* Fascists and Third-World Tyrants
Derek - February 10, 2010, 3:31 am
- and plenty of others besides


Take off my Dress -

HOW WILL I KNOW - if I'm making too many posters?

ANTICIPATION - Be ready. No matter what. Pockets or not.

TAGS: fat kid anticipation
Rating: 4.36/5

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crankyhead - March 12, 2012, 5:59 pm
carebear - March 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)

YOUR ANTI-MICKEY COMMENTS... - Have angered the Mouse... Do not anger the mouse retribution will be swift and savage

TAGS: your anti mickey comments king mickey
Rating: 4.18/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
kingdom hearts
Chef - May 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
For some reason I have been in a Mickey Mouse Mood... think I have some kinda fever...
sickartist - May 17, 2010, 4:44 pm
don't get all goofy on their azz. 5L

THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

MODERN TYRANTS - At least Hitler was literate.

TAGS: bush hitler antichrist
Rating: 2.42/5

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PSA - November 22, 2008, 10:00 pm
the u.s. military only asks the president for permission to make him feel good
Stalin - October 5, 2008, 1:40 am
I killed more people than Hitler because I was insecure, felt like it, wanted to win...
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Me again. Nimrod is a troll. Don't feed the trolls, people. That is all.
Bacon - August 21, 2008, 1:43 am
Wow Nimrod, are you an idiot? How does not being able to speak in public relate to killing millions of people just because he didn't like the color of their hair?
Nimrod - August 13, 2008, 7:54 am
Actually, The Bush Family supplied machine parts to Hitler's air planes and tanks, also made a nice packet from the oil they sold to him, Entire Bush family= corrupt dodgy douche bags, hitler was better, he tried fix a problem, bush only makes them
Catbones - July 4, 2008, 11:36 am
It's just a joke about Bush's inability to speak intelligently in public, and yeah, that he's an imperialist ja****s who'd love to head up his own "democratic" 4th Reich. You a Bush fan? Enjoy the economy he's given America at the cost of his fear mongeri
Obama - June 3, 2008, 12:48 am
Wait Bush wasn't the one who got offended about appeasing Hitler in the 30's... who was it that tried to defend that point of view?
Sean - April 12, 2008, 12:55 am
Actually Sandfish, I think he's saying that there really is no comparison. But I've been drinking.
Sandfish - March 12, 2008, 5:13 am
Oh my how clever, comparing Bush to Hitler.



TAGS: istanbul constantinople date arrest turks
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:42 pm
Nobody's business but the Turks!
crankyhead - November 17, 2010, 10:23 am
Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam... why they changed it, I can't say... people just liked it better that way. =)


DOGMATIC - Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question, you feel the need to attack others' religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs to thyself.

TAGS: religion antireligion please be quiet
Rating: 4.38/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:04 am
RELIGION: You can't start a war without it. Let the chaos begin!!
culos - December 1, 2010, 5:48 am
Any God
Alfredogarcia - December 1, 2010, 4:34 am
What God?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
I have nothing against god or jesus, its their followers that scare the crap out of me
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 8:40 am
"Please be quiet" in the tags? If it was approved, it's fair game. My two cents... Just because a cult get's really really popular...doesn't make it any less of a cult. Jesus was just a successful version of Jim Jones or Charles Manson.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 1:02 am
Looks like a young Mel Gibson. 5L!


TAGS: company dinner chianti fava beans
Rating: 4.27/5

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spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:11 pm
LOL. 5 guests that wouldn't leave.


TAGS: semantics
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - May 17, 2010, 10:48 am

Very nice twist on the topic of the day.


TAGS: shy romantic softie
Rating: 3.79/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 12, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah! So true. I feel like part of the fam now!

ANTIBIOTICS - No matter what you've got, your Doctor will give you these.


TAGS: anti self esteem
Rating: 3.45/5

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spacedog - March 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
Perfect! And what is the only rational thing to do about it? Make another one. 5LS!


TAGS: atlantic ocean lovers titanic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
I love the weekly world news. It helps put Fox News and MSNBC into perspective.

ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.

Lot #774 Branch -

The Day The Earth Stood Still -

Justin Bieber -

TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?

Lot #772 Broom -

TAGS: broom auction antique
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:30 am
Ooooh, I'm sorry - batteries not included. However, as for the "young kitchen wench"....
SLOHAND62 - May 23, 2013, 7:54 pm
DO batterys and a young kitchen wench come in the deal? 5 swipes

Not Another Word -

Danger -

TAGS: praying mantis
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:55 am


TAGS: semantics argue
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - August 29, 2011, 12:36 am
Oh, let's call the whole thing off Oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part and oh If we ever part, that would break my heart

Mating -

antiques roadshow -

Go Organic -

Lot #777 A Beautiful Day -

TAGS: sunlight auction antique beautiful day
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 1:00 pm
Thanks... this was my snarky series. After all this, came the Jedi cat. Completely on a high of mania, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 12:58 pm
As long as you're not sparkling, you're completely healthy.
5150monkeylove - May 24, 2013, 11:28 am
I really like this series... 5L
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:20 pm

it burns ....it burns

Lot #775 Dining room table set -


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid

Lot #773 Ink Pen -

TAGS: pen auction antique ink
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - May 23, 2013, 11:40 pm
5L and I LOVE my ink pens.

ah, romance -

remake -

TAGS: star wars stormtroopers sin city the spirit frank miller robert rodriguez quentin tarantino
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:44 pm
In fact, you have inspired me to go further with this. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:42 pm
Haven't yet, but will. Thanks :-)
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:41 pm
Crotchety...if ya haven't already this has to be shared at remake!
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:04 pm
Oh, I don't know...there is something appealing about the idea of Darth Mickey...

Anti-Aging -

TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?

Gravity -

Lot #776 Old random books. -


TAGS: mentoring imranting noobs
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - July 8, 2010, 7:00 pm
- and spelling-Nazi provocation? ;}) 5L's dude poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 9:11 am


TAGS: panties bra fail
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Bull

agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 10:57 pm
WEll played.... stop shooting so many arrows, and stick to thge bull's eye.

Q/Q - Quality Over Quantity Stand Out Motifake

TAGS: quality over quantity
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by rerun

BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 7:22 pm
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:56 pm
Amsome rerun, i missed this one. 5L
forseti - May 19, 2010, 1:22 pm
this challenge is to hard for me... :(

no tunnels -


TAGS: anti virus
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:19 pm
If this is meant to be an advertizement for Trojan condoms... it works.

What Thong? -

In my 19 years of life -


TAGS: baywatch atlantic city
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am
Here I thought MO was cleaning up the gulf, when he's really in hollywood.

ETERNITY - The period of time between the moment you submit a motifake and the moment it's accepted.

TAGS: wait eternity anticipation etc
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Nand

Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:21 pm
The mirror infinity?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:27 pm
Well played, Nand
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:38 am
Meh, not ad. I feel the same way sometimes. 4L
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 8:09 pm
but this tunnel took some effort, unlike most tunnels
Anything - May 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
BEHOLD ! Screen cap is now the new tunnel.


PERFECTION - "To improve is to change, but to be perfect is to change often."

TAGS: panties
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Anything


Dear Mr. Tarantino -

TAGS: quentin foul mouthed violent psych**ic tarantino
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:53 pm
Completely agree. I sometimes stumble upon my old rough drafts that I have posted and Facepalm myself. Lol!
GaryO - May 18, 2014, 6:38 am
Actually, I pretty much got it from the get-go, and nodded my head in agreement. But now, now after all this discussion, I somehow feel much better about my lackluster entries of late, and, well, everything in general. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:54 am
And yes, my edited copied does read, “foul-mouthED," and the comma isn't supposed to be there. I hate when I post the wrong poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:48 am
CRAP! Posted the wrong copy! Augh! This was the rough draft. I do apologize that it detracted from the funny.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:32 pm
Perhaps you meant "foul mouthED mind and borderline psychoSIS," Otherwise, I can't figure it out at all.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:30 pm
"foul-mouth (comma) mind and borderline" etc. That makes no sense. You have started a separate thought with "mind and borderline psych**ic..." It just doesn't "scan".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2014, 12:57 am
As opposed to...?
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:56 pm
At least he can write a sentence that scans.


TAGS: mortal combat mantis
Rating: 3.08/5
forseti - June 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
where was the "work on the text"-hint that i always have to read?!? ;)
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:20 pm
It's spelled Kombat. With a 'K'. At least in the game it is
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 9:30 am
this had potential, oh well too bad.

A WARRANTED ACTION - Squealer quarantined for lacking an AVATAR.

C3PO - Spicing it up in the bedroom


RANTING - Belongs on /b/ It wouldn't be ranting.... if anybody cared about your opinion.

TAGS: ranting soapbox
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 3:13 pm
Sorry, TTH. You're right, I'm wrong. I shouldn't have commented.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:48 pm
Too easy.... too easy, and too quick.
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2009, 2:34 pm
Flicking my bic and burning the bush.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 pm
For Pete's Pepper, TTH!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2009, 2:19 pm
mmmmmmmm mmmmm hmmmmm mm mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm. (f***ing gag orders)
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:12 pm
Did that bush move again?

JESUS CHRIST MEATHOOK - You Got To Give Up The Boiled cabbage Sandwiches

TAGS: flatulantistic
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:11 am

If it is, it is no wonder he isn't invited back for seconds
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 11:10 am
That's not his "O" face?!?!


TAGS: i guess it s too late for this mantis
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by culos

M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:30 pm
the 'Young Grasshopper,' 'Mantis' and 'Lizard' comes in... now know what this poster actually means. Nice one Culos never disappointing... even if it takes a few minutes to figure the d***ed thing out XD
M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:28 pm
To be honest... I was coming here to be a true 'spelling' nazi and tell you the prey is a lizard...... reading through the comments on the other hand... well, that just got you a 5L... I finally... after moments of confusion and trying to figure out where
culos - November 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
culos - November 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
Sorry guys I tried to make a young grasshopper link nut I guess I made it too difficult
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
The hawk is just looking to save 15% or more on his car insurance.
Grim R@per - November 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
Ouch... fail... Your eyes aren't the best now old age has hit eh culos?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 6:39 am
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 6:38 am

AVAST! - Better than Kaspersky

TAGS: avast karpersky antivirus av
Rating: 1.81/5

Quality vs Quantity -

I'm Against The Next War -

TAGS: war peace children anti war chance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 27, 2014, 7:22 am
Thank you sir. I borrowed your idea. :)
Reality Lord - December 27, 2014, 3:49 am

BRUTAL...well played :)


resist -